Oceanologist T-Shirts

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I gotta be me!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"We'll always have Paris..."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I blame global warming!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"He was a sea rescue."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Battery Lighthouse

Shark infested custard!

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Japanese Whaling