Oceanologist T-Shirts

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'Check it out: I can look you in the eyes!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I gotta be me!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We'll always have Paris..."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I blame global warming!'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Japanese Whaling

Shark infested custard!

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Battery Lighthouse

Sperm Whale.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."