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'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I gotta be me!"

Horror movies

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we there yet?'

"We'll always have Paris..."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Build a Raft

Surf Casting

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Boat wedding.

The Food Chain

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Privates Beach"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"He was a sea rescue."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.