Oceanography T-Shirts

When the predator becomes the prey.

A shark from beneath

"It's all yours."

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Always an oil spill. Never a vodka spill."

"Help us!!"

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

School of little fish scares big fish

'This whole secret handshake thing was your idea, so YOU figure out how to undo it!'

'Civilisation!'

'Look - a Steiner school.'

Surfer and the Whale

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"I guess this is me."

'I was here until global warming.'

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

'Yes, you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest...'

"I've decided I need to work more on my people skills...they keep getting away."

'Sometimes, I think that men imagine us smarter than we really are...What on earth does that mean?...'

Shark scaring man into mouth.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Tip of the Iceburg': 'Stay away from the Gulf Stream.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Affectionate whale

"...ocean levels are rising faster than expected so world domination could be sooner than later..."

Natural selection.

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico

"I just wanted to say I've always been a big fan."

"Ok, I'm a reformed climate change denier. Now what?"

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

"Terry had to put his mom in an aquarium."

"Nevermind!"