Studying Oceans T-Shirts

'I think if we were to pretend to be dumb, they would lose interest in us...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"I gotta be me!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Privates Beach"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Neptune

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Turtle Hat