Studying Oceans Gifts

'I think if we were to pretend to be dumb, they would lose interest in us...'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I gotta be me!"

The one that got away

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"Do you mind?"

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We'll always have Paris..."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

The Food Chain

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Turtle Hat

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Baby on board.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Privates Beach"

Neptune

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.