Oceanography Gifts

When the predator becomes the prey.

A shark from beneath

"It's all yours."

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"Help us!!"

"Always an oil spill. Never a vodka spill."

Man on desert island looking HIGH TIDE sign.

School of little fish scares big fish

'This whole secret handshake thing was your idea, so YOU figure out how to undo it!'

'Civilisation!'

'Look - a Steiner school.'

Surfer and the Whale

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Sometimes, I think that men imagine us smarter than we really are...What on earth does that mean?...'

"I guess this is me."

"My ocean cousin is coming to visit. I thought I'd make him feel at home."

'I was here until global warming.'

"I've decided I need to work more on my people skills...they keep getting away."

'Yes, you're right: Circling the prey might be the simplest...'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Shark scaring man into mouth.

Natural selection.

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"...ocean levels are rising faster than expected so world domination could be sooner than later..."

'Tip of the Iceburg': 'Stay away from the Gulf Stream.'

Affectionate whale

'Hi,I'm Stingray and this is my wife,Stingdoris.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

Shark has tattoos of the divers he has eaten/attacked.

'What? It's not like I have to worry about getting lung cancer.'

You know, I've heard that eating one of these things is an aphrodisiac.'

Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico