Oceanography Buff Gifts

"Is really wet, here!"

Sneezing Squid. - "Bless You!"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Restaurant Apps of the Deep

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I gotta be me!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

When laundry ruled the waves.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Privates Beach"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

Turtle Hat

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I blame global warming!'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth