Oceanographer At Heart Gifts

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I gotta be me!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"We'll always have Paris..."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'I blame global warming!'

"Privates Beach"

"He was a sea rescue."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Try me/try me/try me...

Turtle Hat

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."