Oceanographers Gifts

'Henry, you are undermining the R&D team's confidence.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

Have A Whale Of A Christmas

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"I gotta be me!"

Horror movies

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

Surf Casting

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

When laundry ruled the waves.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"The hyenas started it."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

The Food Chain

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Boat wedding.

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Privates Beach"