Ocean Investigator Gifts

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'Are we there yet?'

Build a Raft

Surf Casting

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

The Food Chain

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Summertime

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

"Touché"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Are we there yet?"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."