Ocean Investigator Mugs

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Surf Casting

"We'll always have Paris..."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

'Are we there yet?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Build a Raft

"The hyenas started it."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

The Food Chain

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Summertime

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Touché"

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Are we there yet?"

Message in a bottle being read by a fish