Ocean Observer Gifts

'Look - a Steiner school.'

"Are we there yet?"

'Cocky lil' son-of-a-gun!'

"He gets cranky if I don't fill in my timesheet every week, and believe me, you don't want to get him cranky!"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"I still remember my first frenzy."

'And John has been caught too... Oh well, the good news is that they've reached their quota for this month: We should be safe for a few days...'

"We used to be cooler."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"Don't stare at his massive claw. . . don't stare at his massive claw. . ."

"There goes that creepy music again...

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"I think he's trying to fit in."

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'You're always complaining! What's eating you now?!'

'I got one this small.'

'Oh yeah? Well I'll see you in small clams court!'

, work to house,

"It's always the same, along comes the karaoke and I just dry up."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Say, this is interesting.'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

"Oh, definitely, I feel there's a reason I was given a second chance."

'It's wonderful here, on a clear day when the fog lifts, you can see the smog!'

"Canned people."

"Maybe they're allergic to water."

'What do you make of the new squirt?'

Sawfish accidentally cuts in two a fish in school

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"So I said 'Hey, not everybody likes jokes about shark-fin soup.' And? Oh, he apologized right away. Good! That was super-insensitive. No kidding! That's exactly what I said before I ate him."

Seaside Aquarium

A man on a beach looks at a sign in front of the water that reads "No swimming beyond this point".