Ozone Observer Gifts

'I stepped in a hold in the ozone layer and I broke my ankle.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

A man looks up at the earth

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Dark Clouds

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"We used to be cooler."

'Now class...' says teacher looking at fish while the children are all staring at a mermaid in the next tank.

"But the weather looks great for the rest of the week."