Ozone Observer Gifts

'I stepped in a hold in the ozone layer and I broke my ankle.'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A man looks up at the earth

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

Fish Feeding Frenzy

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Dark Clouds

"Man, they can't do anything right. Half the countries are underdeveloped. The other half are overdeveloped."

'What day is trash pickup around here?'

"We used to be cooler."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge