"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."
Onion Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the onion observer in your life? Our collection features witty and creative items that capture their love for peeling back layers and discovering hidden stories. Perfect for those who enjoy curiosity and a little humor, these gifts add flavor to everyday moments. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, find something that sparks their playful, investigative spirit and makes them smile every time they see it.
"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."
'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'
'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'
"We think it has something to do with your genome."
'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'
Privacy Conference Security
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs
Gone to seed.
'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'
'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'
"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."
'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'
A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.
'I like it!'
An orca tries to infiltrate the penguin camp.
If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.
God's Fly Swat...
'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'
Oculist.
"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"
'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'
THE SMITHS/THE JOHNSONS
First Contact
"You read the exit sign. The eye chart is behind you."
1984 ; pop-up edition...
"It's 6 o'clock. Do you know what's trending now?"
Handicap Parking Only - Ticket Odds 4 to 1.
Wellbeing Score
An awkward moment at Seaworld.
'You say that one day you win and the next day you lose? Why don't you bet on alternate days?'
Betty's Ex, Ray, Glasses.
"I've done the math...it's all right here! We pull out Iraq and use that money to subsidize the oil companies, and...!!"
Onion Observer Gifts Collection
Onion Observer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for onion observers, combining humor and curiosity to brighten their mornings and remind them to keep peeling back life's layers.
Onion Observer Pillows
Find cozy pillows that add humor and personality for onion observers. Brighten their living space with playful designs that invite curiosity and comfort.
Onion Observer Prints
Browse our prints featuring clever, layered designs that resonate with onion observers. Perfect for inspiring exploration and showcasing their unique perspective.
Onion Observer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that speak to the onion observer’s playful curiosity. Perfect for making a witty statement and celebrating their love for uncovering hidden stories.