Oracle Observer Gifts

"If the goat's giblets float to the top...about £350,000."

A psychic predicts the discovery of gluten.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

You are here.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

Changes in the economic policy of the state.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"