Office Observer Gifts

'The assistant to the physician's assistant will see you now.'

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"

"Level with me, guys. Do any of you really understand what I'm saying, or is this just Male Pride Nodding Reflex?"

Regional manager Dan Blunquist introduces a disgruntled employee to his new open-door policy.

'We bid a fond farewell to this quiet guy who worked hard and didn't make trouble..you know...what's his name.'

"I though Adams was supposed to be a jogger? He's late for work and he isn't jogging!"

Man tries to place form into a suggestion box which is out of reach.

"The sanctity of the doctor-custodial staff relationship" "Carl, can you close the door? I can't hear myself think!" "Sure thing, Doc. I'm almost done." "You scum-sucking #!!@*!"

"If I have an inner child, I hope he comes out and helps me with my computer problem."

"I'm sick of Mr. Rod complaining about me behind my back...especially when he does it right to my face!"

"Mr. Rod, it makes no sense. Joey is nice and all, but there's no way he should be assistant manager! I mean, I'm the one who does all the work around here!"

She's having an affair after work!

No one noticed for days...we thought he was just on 'hold'!

"I was called, I was chosen - I was sacked."

'Is your holiday really necessary ?...Your company first!'

'Miss Jenkins...I've had my eye on you for some time.'

"All social work staff are now required to have appropriate qualifications...Norman's is in accountancy!"

"If anyone calls, marge, I'm sitting right by the phone."

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"This position has become very important to the company."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"That one shows our office cliques."

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

Terry had a computer bug.

"I like to sit facing the room to see if anyone seated after us gets served before us."

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

"Damn it,Frank,if I can't bully my staff, who can I bully?"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."