Operation Observer Gifts

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"

Surgeon finds a doohickey on the patient's thingamabob.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'