Operation Overseer Gifts

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'Will you be wanting this?'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

"What should we do with this extra part?"

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'As you know, this is a Right-To-Work-Cheap-OR-we-send-your-job-to-Asia-state...'

"I had a lot more freedom before mom got the drone."

'To err is human, but to forgive is unusual.'

"This time, Joe passes the gas, Sue cuts, Bob retracts and I grab the appendix... wait, better play... I pass the gas, Sue cuts, Lynne holds retractors, Bob grabs the appendix... wait........"

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

'Bill, I like the way you handle responsibility so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Surgery.

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

Even Santa outsources

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

'Damned tourists.'

Boss sitting in an umpire chair to watch his employees.

"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

Internet supervision.

"Doctor, I just can't keep anything to myself..."

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."