Operation Overcomer Gifts

'Will you be wanting this?'

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

The Path

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'Good news hon' ! It's nothing serious! The doctor said it's just a simple case of Tennis Elbow!'

'We want to make a movie about making a fake movie so you can sneak us out of Washington.'

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

"Yee-ouch! That's gotta hurt."

Surgery.

'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"Dr. Cosgrove will be here in a minute. He's been cramming for this operation."

'Oh, here's the problem. He's got a doohickey on his thingamabob.'

"We have two offices throughout the world."

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

"I can never get the things right to prove I'm not a robot."

"We rescued an ape."

World Peace Jungle

"Ah, it looks like ol' doc butterfingers will be working on this guy!"

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!