Noise Overcomers Gifts

Fear of the loud flush

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Future garbage truck driver.

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Noise Pollution

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Will you be wanting this?'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Music for car stereos

"You know damn well what noise!"

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

Playing dustbins

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Confucius say: shut up.

Communication

'Please. Don't get me started.'

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."