Odor-overcomer Gifts

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Will you be wanting this?'

Fumes from furniture

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Bummer about your claustrophobia, Ted.

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

"Pew researchers!"

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!

I just wish he'd warn us when he's going to have an out-of-body-odor experience.

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

Deodorant for Compost.

'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

One man and his dog odour spray.

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

"Doesn't it feel as though we just got through working more hours for less pay?"

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

Acme Fertilizers - Man Smells Something Funny.

Smell No Evil

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

As the others opened up with industrial-strength air freshener, Connie tackled the annual cleaning of the office refrigerator.

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

Free samples Limburger Cheese