Odor-overcomer Pillows

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Will you be wanting this?'

Fumes from furniture

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

Man looking to get from point A to a difficult to reach point B

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

Deodorant for Compost.

'Look, I don't expect you to understand this, but the thing is, I'm deathly afraid of water. . . always have been.'

"Doesn't it feel as though we just got through working more hours for less pay?"

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

One man and his dog odour spray.

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

Smell No Evil

Acme Fertilizers - Man Smells Something Funny.

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

Free samples Limburger Cheese

"No, for the last time, I don't smell 'something funny.' Perhaps you and I simply have a different sense of humor."