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"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

The Fast Lane.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Guitar Man.

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Joe Henry

"Now this is what I call an honest little pub!"

"This is my own arrangement...of a song I wrote...about me."

My first mistake.

'I'm not making a mess, Mom - I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Flava Superba

This is called "The Ballad of a Self-Taught Guitarist."

"Worked all weekend to finish the report, and all I get is a stupid Pat on the back."

"This next song is about those times when you don't feel really happy or really sad, but just feel okay."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

"Seriously. . . I used to leap them in a single bound!"

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

'This horchata de chufas, it's very moreish you know.'

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

Stick Your Head Out The Window

Pirate

"Pew researchers!"

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"I'll have one for the floor bartender..."

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

"Daddy, this is Fletcher - unplugged."

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

Deodorant for Compost.