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'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Please take this away from me.'

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

"But he's no longer with us."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

"Say when!"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

Lots of people are lousy at counting calories... and they have the figures to prove it!

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

"Play coy if you like, but no one can resist a perfectly symmetrical face."

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."