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'You know it's time to bath the dog when he starts to smell like a gym bag!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Ma'am, why don't you go ahead of me?" "Um... no thanks. Let's let this gentleman go ahead of us." "Oh, no... you ladies go right ahead!"

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Please take this away from me.'

Taking control of his opponent, Darren quickly slapped some deodorant on him.

Whilst browsing in his local flea market, Jimmy has an awkward encounter with an ex.

'Maybe you need to practice walking.'

'Did anyone save a stomach for dessert?'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."

"But he's no longer with us."

"I lost everything-the business, the house, the landscape."

'I've never felt like this on a first date, Tom, you're suffocating me.'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

Not a happy camper.

"Pew researchers!"

'Hi, I'm Sheldon, and I want to speak to you about perception management!'

'Boy...it can be awkward meeting the parents for the first time.'

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

"Say when!"

"I'm not going into college today, I don't feel enough sense of outrage."

Rudy, I went out on a date last night. It was a miserable failure. Sorry. As my employee, you've seen me day in and day out. You know me better than anyone. Rudy, do I, your boss and sole source of income, have some personality flaw? Or did the fault lie with my date. Feel free to speak candidly. Mother.

The originator of the office birthday party.

"Just don't be yourself."

'Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.'

'Our eyes met across a crowded room, and she called the cops.'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

"I appreciate the overture, Nick, but I'm trying to cut down on after-work cocktails with Mr. Wrong."

"Janet, we have to stop meeting like this. It has become a source of increasing friction in my marriage to Elizabeth."