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"When are you gonna roll in something?"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

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'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'I must smell more.'

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

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'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

'Do you have any coffee?'

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

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"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

"Then all smell broke loose."

'We have to trade the car in -- I ran over a skunk!'

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