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"Pew researchers!"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Cheese Secret

Complaints Desk

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

California Beverages Map

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

'I must smell more.'

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

'All drinks are double the normal price - it makes me happy.'

Dutch Courage

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"Our rule of thumb is: if it tastes good, don't eat it."

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

"When you've seen one bottle of stout you've seen the lot."

'I think the home made wine is a little on the sharp-side...!'

'Do you have any of the perfume that makes me look like Angelina Jolie?'

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'Don't blame me for the smell -- I suggested silicon-based life forms.'

'Do you have any coffee?'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

I just wish he'd warn us when he's going to have an out-of-body-odor experience.

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'We have to trade the car in -- I ran over a skunk!'

Bio Lab. You crossed a stink bug with a segmented worm? What do you call it? A "scentipede"!

ICE CREAM 137 FLAVORS, 'If you just want plain ice cream, sir, you'll have to sign a vanilla waiver.'

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

New Car Smell Perfume