Odor Eliminator Explorer T-Shirts

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Fumes from furniture

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'I must smell more.'

Net Zero Superstitions

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

'They've set the bar too high!'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

"We're reducing GHG emissions on the rance by switching to ll electric cows."

'I have satellite TV, satellite radio, satellite telephone and GPS navigation... how can you expect me to be down-to-earth?'

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

New Car Smell Perfume

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'