Odor Eliminator Explorer Prints

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Fumes from furniture

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

Nano technology.

'I must smell more.'

Net Zero Superstitions

"Is nuclear power the frying pan or the fire?"

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

Friday/Saturday/Sunday

The world's most successful beauty blogger...

"Does she like to smell strange?"

I've found it! It was in the bread box! You've found the lost cellphone! SMASH! CRASH BOP! SMASH! Today's feature is offered as a catharsis for anyone who has ever lost a cellphone and been forced to listen to its low-battery beep from some undiscovered place. SMASH. Final beep (Death).

"Pew researchers!"

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

I just wish he'd warn us when he's going to have an out-of-body-odor experience.

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

'They've set the bar too high!'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

'Yes, I do have to sniff every tree. That's how we keep score.'

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

New Car Smell Perfume

'So I sold my entire library on Ebay and replaces it with this ebook.'

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

'He doesn't do the sounds, he does the smells.'

Bio Lab. You crossed a stink bug with a segmented worm? What do you call it? A "scentipede"!