Odor Eliminator Prints

'...Never wear the same pair of socks 10 days in a row.'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

One man and his dog odour spray.

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

"Thanks for getting the air freshener for me."

Smell No Evil

"That old woman is my best customer. She lives in a shoe."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Fumes from furniture

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

Net Zero Superstitions

Noise machines for dogs.

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

The Moth Menace.

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

"We're reducing GHG emissions on the rance by switching to ll electric cows."

Dept. of funny smells

"If it's time to leave, just say so."

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

Shooting Leaves

'Exterminators,can you kill coackroaches for me?' 'Certainly, bring them in'

Ninja Fly Swatter

'Way to screw up again, pencil. Well here I come to save the day.'

Skunk Scent Killer

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

Deodorant required.