Emission Eliminator Prints

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

Net Zero Superstitions

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"No Littering" sign in space.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

Noise machines for dogs.

'This list of excuses, for not having your homework, looks surprisingly like a list of reasons for not being successful when you get a job.'

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

We are really environmentally friendly. We color everything green.

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

"We're reducing GHG emissions on the rance by switching to ll electric cows."

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

One man and his dog odour spray.

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

"So dad, how much pollution are you allowed to make?"

'I gave up smoking.'

Teacher in front of freaked out class: 'And to let you know how irritating homework excuses are, we'll start each day with fingernails on the chalkboard.'

Emissions Testing

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

Ninja Fly Swatter

Smell No Evil

100% Effective Ad Blocking

'Way to screw up again, pencil. Well here I come to save the day.'

You're sure you made the ecology idiot-proof?

Big mouse little mouse.

Shooting Leaves

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'