Emission Eliminator Gifts

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

Net Zero Superstitions

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Bomb disposal officer sits at desk near workboxes: IN/ ERT.

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"No Littering" sign in space.

Father cuts the legs off of bed to solve the 'monster under the bed problem.'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"I would take out the curse words, but otherwise I think it's fine."

'This list of excuses, for not having your homework, looks surprisingly like a list of reasons for not being successful when you get a job.'

'Yes, I'm gaining weight! Deleting spam all morning makes me really hungry for lunch!'

Noise machines for dogs.

"The minister has instructed us to get rid of 43% of meaningless targets in the next 43 days." "Could we start with that one?"

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

We are really environmentally friendly. We color everything green.

One man and his dog odour spray.

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

'I gave up smoking.'

"We're reducing GHG emissions on the rance by switching to ll electric cows."

"So dad, how much pollution are you allowed to make?"

Woman approaches a clock with a tick and flea killer.

Emissions Testing

Teacher in front of freaked out class: 'And to let you know how irritating homework excuses are, we'll start each day with fingernails on the chalkboard.'

Smell No Evil

'Way to screw up again, pencil. Well here I come to save the day.'

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

Big mouse little mouse.

Ninja Fly Swatter

Shooting Leaves

Todays Sewage Tables

Skunk Scent Killer

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'