Odor Eliminator Enthusiast T-Shirts

Skunk Scent Killer

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

Cheese Secret

Fumes from furniture

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

"I'd like to make a return."

Net Zero Superstitions

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

"Pew researchers!"

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'Fifi's having problems with flatulence!'

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

Man eating 'after work mints'

The Environmental Protection Agency cranks it up a notch.

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

"Zero emissions - I'm in EPA heaven."

Strong spray deodorant rips a mans arm off, whilst advising "Don't damage ozone layer"

"We're reducing GHG emissions on the rance by switching to ll electric cows."

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

One man and his dog odour spray.

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

'Smells all right to me, but then everything smells alright to me.'

Smell No Evil

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

Ninja Fly Swatter

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

Acme Fertilizers - Man Smells Something Funny.

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'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'