Odor Combatant T-Shirts

'Here, take this. It came in handy when I used to change your nappy.'

Skunk Scent Killer

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

Fumes from furniture

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

"It's the Garden Street book club. They wanna rumble!"

' I've got a feeling I'm going to get a bite.'

'Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment.'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Summer Decorating

'Assuming the cockroach I need to kill weighs 180 pounds, how much of this pesticide would I need?'

'You really need to start washing your sock puppets.'

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

"Stop, Frank! That's not deodorant!"

"Then all smell broke loose."

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

"Whew ... now he needs some roll-on deodorant."

One man and his dog odour spray.

Death unplugs the the life support of polluting industry

The sick environment

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

"I'll take your case, and those stage smells inn your backyard will be tracked down and eliminated."

'And I want the windows to be sound proof.'

At the underarm odor judge training program, something plucks a chord..."

"Kind of a moot point, isn't it?"

'Take that thing outside. As if we don't stink enough.'

Smell No Evil

"No, for the last time, I don't smell 'something funny.' Perhaps you and I simply have a different sense of humor."

'Keep your distance, Mr Robinson - this perfume spray is loaded!'

'How did you know I have a foot fetish?'

Deodorant required.