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'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

At the rock concert...

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

Summer Decorating

Sneeze Police

The neighbour of the beast

"Shh, too much racket."

'Not while I am the librarian.'

'Could you speak up a little? - I've got six billion of the little twerps buzzing in my ears!'

"I'm trying to take a nap so hold down the racquet!"

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

'Open up Mr. Yomp! I can hear clucking in thee!'

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

Noise pollution

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

"Hey, whoa, kids! Remember that we have to be extra quiet when mommy's in her remote working cubicle."

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

'And I want the windows to be sound proof.'

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

Man on mobile on train - 'You'll have to speak up, they've put a really annoying TV in the carriage...'

A squirrel is irritated by its upstairs neighbors.

"I'm going to do a spot of gardening. Have you seen my ear protectors?"

Protestors against noise pollution being told to keep quiet.

"I'd like $50 worth of total silence, please."

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels