Noise Avoider T-Shirts

"I'd like $50 worth of total silence, please."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"You know your father...anything for a quiet life"

When the local shopping centre started playing Christmas music, Arthur spotted a gap in the market...

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

Quiet Zone

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

At the rock concert...

Noise Pollution

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Mr. Macho at the game... and after the game is over.

Confucius say: shut up.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

You are what you collect.

"God...I hate elevator music."

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

"What abouts...the ones who are allergic to all these service animals?"

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'Not while I am the librarian.'