Loud Noise Evader T-Shirts

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

At the rock concert...

Noisy energy?

Noise Pollution

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Confucius say: shut up.

Election Cancelling Headphones

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Moral Ambiguity

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

You are what you collect.

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

"God...I hate elevator music."

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

CONNNCREEETE!

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

The musical notes coming from a tuba knock down a man carrying a briefcase.

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

'Please tell me this is the bullet train and we will be breaking the sound barrier soon.'

Damsel with Ear-Plugs