Loud Noise Evader Mugs

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

At the rock concert...

Noisy energy?

Noise Pollution

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Music for car stereos

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

Confucius say: shut up.

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

Election Cancelling Headphones

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"Can you hit the mute button on him? I'm trying to watch TV."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

You are what you collect.

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'

Moral Ambiguity

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Has Your Cat Always Had Such a Loud Purr...?

"God...I hate elevator music."

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

Open Top Car Stereo volume control, 'irritate', 'annoy', 'enrage'

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

CONNNCREEETE!

'Not while I am the librarian.'

'Please tell me this is the bullet train and we will be breaking the sound barrier soon.'

The musical notes coming from a tuba knock down a man carrying a briefcase.

'Selma never had a lesson in her life. She picked up all that noise on her own.'

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."