Noise Antagonist T-Shirts

'Not while I am the librarian.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

At the rock concert...

Noise Pollution

Confucius say: shut up.

Election Cancelling Headphones

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

"It was heaven before this."

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

Damsel with Ear-Plugs

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

'And I want the windows to be sound proof.'

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

Noise pollution

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

"I'd like $50 worth of total silence, please."

Protestors against noise pollution being told to keep quiet.

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

Street person trying get entire city to keep the noise down.

"You mind keeping it down?"