Noise Antagonist Gifts

'Not while I am the librarian.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

At the rock concert...

Noise Pollution

Confucius say: shut up.

Election Cancelling Headphones

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

'It must be nice having a job where you can work at home.'

'I know I never play it. I only borrow it from next door to stop him playing the damn thing!'

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

"It was heaven before this."

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

'Well, you do wonder don't you?'

"Hold on, let me put you on megaphone."

'OK, so I have a thing about thunder!'

People asking a robin to be quiet.

"Do you mind? That’s really annoying."

"I don't know which soundbar the neighbor is using, but I wish they would turn it down a bit."

Noise pollution

'And I want the windows to be sound proof.'

"Your dad doesn't want to see or hear any comments on his social media page. Please explain to him how to turn them off."

"...And as for your terrible elevator music...."

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

Ant banging on his roof with a broom up to football players stomping around above him

Man about to hammer nail into wall as neighbour listens.

Protestors against noise pollution being told to keep quiet.

"I'd like $50 worth of total silence, please."

"You mind keeping it down?"

Devil banging on cloud with broom to shut up angels

'I wish you'd tell the crowd to be quiet when the ball is in play!'

When the local shopping centre started playing Christmas music, Arthur spotted a gap in the market...