Noise Hater Gifts

Searching for a gift that speaks to a noise-hater's soul? Discover a range of witty and charming items designed to celebrate their love for tranquility. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these thoughtful gifts help convey their need for quiet amidst life's chaos.

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Confucius say: shut up.

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'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!' mockup

'Just like nature, I abhor a vacuum - especially when I'm working!'

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'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.' mockup

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

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Future garbage truck driver.

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"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to." mockup

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

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'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!' mockup

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

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'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?' mockup

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

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'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.' mockup

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

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'You haven't heard anything yet!' mockup

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

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Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

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Music for car stereos

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Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!" mockup

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

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'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,' mockup

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

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Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s. mockup

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

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"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney." mockup

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

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Library Grand Opening

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"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour." mockup

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

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"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

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"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Now that's what I call a sound system." mockup

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

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A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?' mockup

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

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Playing dustbins

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"Turn down the bass."

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"Look, you guys call here all the time and we keep telling you - we don't tale telemarketing calls! If you call one more time, I..."

"Look, you guys call here all the time and we keep telling you - we don't tale telemarketing calls! If you call one more time, I..." mockup

"Look, you guys call here all the time and we keep telling you - we don't tale telemarketing calls! If you call one more time, I..."

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Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise. mockup

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

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Communication

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"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?" mockup

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

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'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.' mockup

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

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"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo." mockup

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

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Election Cancelling Headphones

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"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?" mockup

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

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Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest mockup

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

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"You don't like my new whistle?"

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"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?" mockup

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"

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"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation." mockup

"My neighborhood is getting too noisy. Traffic, screaming kids, barking dogs … I'm used to living in quiet desperation."

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"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?" mockup

"Sorry - is my snoring driving you nuts?"

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Noise Hater Gifts Collection

Noise Hater Mugs

Explore our collection of noise-hater mugs for amusing and personalized gifts that make every coffee break more peaceful.

Noise Hater Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate their peace-loving nature, adding humor and comfort to any space.

Noise Hater Prints

Browse our humorous prints perfect for decorating their quiet sanctuary with a playful touch.

Noise Hater T-Shirts

Check out our witty noise-hater t-shirts to give them a fun, stylish way to express their love for silence.