Noise Adversary Gifts

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

At the rock concert...

Future garbage truck driver.

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

Noise Pollution

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

Music for car stereos

"Threatening to call the Noise Abatement Society isn't being very romantic, Sydney."

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Library Grand Opening

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A question you can't ask at a football game - 'Has anyone lost their keys?'

"Vuuuuuuuuuuu!"

Playing dustbins

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Ambulance Paramedic making the 'Nee Naw' noise.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Confucius say: shut up.

Communication

"Mmm... now WHERE did i leave my radio..?"

'Normally, I enjoy a morning when the birds are singing.'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

Lawn Mowers - Loud/Louder/Loudest

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"You don't like my new whistle?"

"Hello dear- couldn't you sleep either?"