Noise Avengers Gifts

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Noise Pollution

"In this one, I can hear the sound of traffic."

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

"Would passengers sitting in the Quiet Zone please...Shut the F**K UP!"

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

'I'm moving out: The constant buzzing is driving me mad...'

'Stop that racket!'

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

Drum kit for sale...

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

Hank's Tap Dancing School

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!