Noise Avengers Pillows

"Brass band and bagpipes have their place. Outdoors and 10 miles away!"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

Noise Pollution

Annoying xylophone solicitors.

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

'Quiet with your crisps please, I can't hear the film.'

"Listen! Hear that? Nothing is beeping!"

'Let's see what's on the war channel...'

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

The partners demonstrated their enthusiasm for open plan.

'I'm moving out: The constant buzzing is driving me mad...'

"Guess what I learned in band class today?"

'Stop that racket!'

"I bet you're glad you got out of politics to spend more time with your family."

Man contemplates breaking an organ grinder's instrument whilst he is drinking

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

Hank's Tap Dancing School

"Okay! Okay! I'll do something to stop the barking!"

Ear Plugs for Aliens.

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

Drum kit for sale...

Egg farm for sale: 'All that clucking and cackling is driving the owner nuts!'

'Do you have to make that slurping sound when you eat?!'

'Sure, it's nice of the farmer to leave us to graze freely in the mountains, but this darn bell is driving me crazy...'

'How can a person meditate with that racket going on?'

'I don't take telemarketing calls during dinner time. Can I call you back during your dinner time?'

'Why don't you use a leaf blower? It annoys the hell out of people.'

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

Bob's new year's resolution was to give up his obnoxious, monstrous, macho streak...he vowed to ditch the leaf blower!