Noise Warriors Pillows

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

Ban on Free Speech

Future garbage truck driver.

Noise Pollution

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Censorship is killing free society.

"I will avenge you, Father."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

The Last Flower

Justice for a heckler.

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

Global warming.

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

Having it all All....

"Then they revoked his hunting license!"

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -