Noise Warriors Pillows

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.

Ban on Free Speech

Future garbage truck driver.

Noise Pollution

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"If we take a late retirement and an early death, we'll just squeak by."

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

I've managed to get your tax bill down to zero, this year ... however, my bill is $10 million.

"I will avenge you, Father."

Censorship is killing free society.

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

Justice for a heckler.

The Last Flower

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

Global warming.

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'This is a basic business decision - first we downsize the forest, then reorganize the trees as redwood furniture'

'All day and not one wave...can life possibly get any worse?'

"When we got married, you said we'd be in the lap of luxury...but here we are, in the butt of bankruptcy!"

How often do the planes fly overhead..?

Having it all All....

"Wildlife just clothes lined Ozone Killer!! This is unbelievable!!"

'I have stomach cramps.' - 'Oh.' - 'It feels like a cat raking its claws down the inside of my stomach.' - 'Oh.' - 'Raking in a good way or a bad way?' -