Noise Warrior Pillows

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'I don't know what brand of remote I need. It's for the kid's stereo in the next apartment.'

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

Noise Pollution Prevention.

"I'm going to do a spot of gardening. Have you seen my ear protectors?"

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

Ban on Free Speech

Future garbage truck driver.

Noise Pollution

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

'No surf?'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

"I will avenge you, Father."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

Censorship is killing free society.

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Senior citizen surfing.

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

The Last Flower

Justice for a heckler.

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

"Surf's up."

Global warming.

"This is just the kind of thing healthcare reform should be trying to stop."

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Gus never found the perfect wave

'As an environmentalist, I help endangered species to survive!'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'How come the teachers comment 'he should be taken surfing more often', is written in crayon?'