Snoring Warriors Pillows

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

'Ever notice how when Dad snores the whole house shakes?'

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'My bike is so loud I couldn't hear my tunes.'

'These pajamas come with a flak jacket sewn into the lining to protect against the 'Stop Snoring' elbow in the ribs.'

"I'm sorry, but you can not wear noise protection when teaching your music classes.".

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"What?" "I SAID TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!"

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Insomnia, eh? -- Drink a glass of warm milk and watch some C-Span.'

"And just like that, Greg's snoring stopped..."

Yawn

"You go right on snoring, doesn’t bother me one bit. Your snores are beautiful, do you know that? I love snoring…not like some people."

"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

'It has had phenomenal growth and, for those involved, an atmosphere crawling with excitement. Congratulations, Hawkins, for heading our Bed Bug division.'

'I said he could sleep with me... well... he's asleep.'

"But I dreamed I was awake all night."

"We'd like you to invest in alternative energy. It's called sleep."

"Dad, can you stop snoring?"

'Now she's frightened of your snoring...'