Sleepless Warriors Pillows

"...seventy-one... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-two... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-three... four thousand, six hundred and..."

'It just turned tomorrow.'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"First break since 2008."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

"Your 2 am is here."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

"I'm bored."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"Ironic, isn't it? I spend one-third of my life asleep, and the other two-thirds pretending to be awake!"

Yawn

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"