Sleepless Warriors Prints

"...seventy-one... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-two... four thousand, six hundred and seventy-three... four thousand, six hundred and..."

'It just turned tomorrow.'

Dog Nightmares

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"First break since 2008."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

'Pretty please stay asleep till the morning,'

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

'Who gets up when the babies cries at night? The whole street!'

Try to hold your audience's attention when giving a presentation.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'What makes you think that he doesn't want you?'

There Are Two Rules to Baby Club......

Toddler in the Bed: A Journey

Welcome Sufferers of Stage Fright

"Your 2 am is here."

"Good night. Sleep quietly."

"I'm going to give you something to help you sleep."

Cats. All they do is eat and sleep. Truth is, they don't even do that well.

"They say yoga is good for insomnia."

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"I'm bored."

"Tomorrow we go back to the hospital and replace him with a quieter model!"

Yawn