Sleep Warriors Prints

'Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.'

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Dog Nightmares

"The overthinker"

Babies vs. Dogs

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

The Snooze Bar.

Noisy energy?

Contented man and cat sleeping

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

The Dangers of Not Getting Enough Sleep...

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

Dreams

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."