Sleep Warriors Gifts

'Insomnia is very common. Try not to lose any sleep over it.'

"The overthinker"

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

Babies vs. Dogs

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

"I'll get up in negative five minutes."

"Sorry Tina, I won't be able to come over: Joey is finally asleep and I don't dare move..."

Noisy energy?

Contented man and cat sleeping

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"Clearly the patient's experiencing difficulty attaining the deep, final level of restful sleep."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"So much for 'sleeping like a baby.'"

"I'll give you 15 minutes, no biting."

"I know eight hours sleep a day is normal... but not at work!"

There's a VERY SIMPLE EXPLANATION. I snore like an alarm clock and my wife mistook my nose for the snooze button.

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

Dreams

"His fitness tracker said he needed 36 minutes more sleep!"

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

'...and that M'tud, concludes the case for the prosecution.'

'If I could go back to anywhere, it would be to my bed.'

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"Come on Mum, just two more weeks..."

"It would keep me awake all night, but I'm up for a game of coffee pong first thing in the morning."

Rip Van Winkle told by pharmacist that his sleeping pill prescription has expired.